If it isn’t Jiang Wei… well, since you’re so impatient, there’s only one real way for us to find out, right?
Let’s not waste any time, then.
You must be really desperate to continue hounding me about my private hours with Lord Sima Shi. Fine! I’ll tell you exactly what happens.
First, I must prepare myself for a rightfully long evening. Without doing this, he would not even notice me.
Using a different batch of meatbuns, I present my offering to his highness.
Discussing strategies isn’t the only thing we do. We recite poetry, we speak about the land, and surely we spoke often about the foreseeable future. He would at times grow tired, so breaks are a common occurrence and a great opportunity to feed ourselves… but since meatbuns are not a part of my diet, it is often I who feeds him.
But admittedly, it doesn’t always go picture perfect. Sometimes the meatbuns are not prepared correctly, or perhaps *I* hadn’t prepared myself correctly. Somehow those nights always become the loneliest…
That’s a secret, Master Deng Ai.
You can blame the tardiness for the holiday rush, but here it is. Use it wisely.
Come quickly before I change my mind.
*Opens inbox.*
*Closes inbox.*
I must agree with you on that one.
I suppose I’ve avoided this one long enough… Very well.
No more of this nonsense, all right?!
Although you may want to run the plan by Zhong Hui. Somehow I don’t think he’s going to be very willing.
I take back everything I said, Master Deng Ai. As your as begins to get to you more than initially expected, I believe it’s now appropriate to turn in your retirement papers.
re: My Thighs vs. Deng Ai’s.
I’ve had it with these ridiculous asks attempting to sully my thighs’ reputation! What’s it to all of you, anyway?! Sure, he might have paid special attention to his thighs during his training, but it doesn’t mean he’s any stronger than me! That’s it, Deng Ai, there’s only one way to settle this. Lie down and let’s fancy ourselves to a leg wrestling match!
( ooc: mod has an eye infection and therefore can’t do legitimate answers - sorry! happy new years in any case. )
